Marisa

How long have you been here?

Reimu

I was here the whole time! Everyone's on edge, after they heard that the head honchos who've caused a huge sensation lately are all gathered in one place! There isn't a single youkai who doesn't know about your symposium!

Kanako

It's not like we're conspiring anything!

Akyuu

Um... I called them. To explain, since new youkai have increased recently, I thought I would hear from everyone and record it in the Gensokyo Chronicles.

Reimu

You lot kept blabbering on trying to justify youkai, and it drove me up the wall, so I went home and collected newspapers with all their deeds in them!

(Reimu slaps the newspapers down)

Reimu

After you see this, can you still act like youkai are the victims? You should believe that youkai extermination is justice!

(Everyone looks down at the newspapers)


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Marisa

Looks like things are as bad as always.

Reimu

Right? These are tengu-written newspapers, so in terms of writing quality, I think it could be a lot worse!

Byakuren

Y, yes, well.

Kanako

Uh-huh.

Reimu

Anyway, humans are in trouble! Thanks to youkai! From that harm, I'll...

Marisa

Aww, calm down. This is, uh, a gathering of new forces, yeah. We're thinking about what to do about youkai extermination from now on...

Reimu

Youkai extermination from now on?

Byakuren

Indeed, there are youkai who don't desire conflict. I think that a variety of occasions for discussion may be necessary.

Kanako

Right, right. Not everyone's like you, only good at fighting with no ears to listen.

Miko

Youkai can be put to effective use, too.

Reimu

Hmph. So?

Byakuren

From now on, why don't we define youkai extermination as "convicting youkai for their crimes", instead of "exterminating youkai"?

Reimu

You're saying you'll create laws, and judge the people who break them?

Byakuren

Theoretically speaking.

Miko

Huh? Gensokyo's lawless?

Kanako

It seems so. The Human Village and the tengu group have some simple regulations, though.

Reimu

Are you stupid? Who's gonna protect those laws? Whoever makes them, they'll just write them in a way that benefits themselves, and if they break them they'll just overwhelm with force and get away unpunished.

Byakuren

Then, Miss Reimu, what laws do you believe would be appropriate?

Reimu

Are you talking about youkai extermination? All you've got to do is exterminate youkai on sight. There's no other option!

Byakuren

Then the virtuous youkai will...

Reimu

Why do you think I brought these (newspapers) here? This lot's causing disturbances here and there and making trouble. This is just one example. And they don't think of themselves as being in the wrong, which means they're bad-natured. You say 'virtuous', but other humans might see them as evil, you know? Anyhow, just because you're hanging out together discussing something, the humans and other youkai are on their guard.

Kanako

Really?

Miko

I have been detecting signs of eavesdropping for a while.

Reimu

You guys are the only ones who think of this discussion as meaningful. Really, all you're doing is spreading an uneasy atmosphere. It's a huge pain. Could you stop it right now?

Marisa

Now, now. They're not scheming anything here, so this level's probably okay.

Reimu

No! The village humans actually turned to me for once, saying "Some nonhumans are concentrating in one place", so I came at their request. I can't back down now. If you don't leave, I'll break this meeting up immediately, with force if necessary...

Kanako

Yeah, yeah, we get it. But wait long enough for us to finish this sake.

Reimu

I won't wait. If you don't break it up right away, no one will rely on me anymore!

Akyuu

Ah, do excuse me. I was the one who invited everyone.

Reimu

It's not your fault. Put everything down in the Gensokyo Chronicles. But if you only listen to these guys, they'll tell you what's convenient for themselves, so ask me. I'm probably the most familiar with their evil deeds.

Akyuu

Yes.

(Everyone looks at Reimu discontentedly)

Reimu

What're you looking at? Hurry up and close the meeting, close it! I'll keep the peace of Gensokyo!

Kanako

Yeah, yeah.

Byakuren

Very well. Let's leave it at that for now.

Miko

Gensokyo's peace, hm.

Reimu

What?

Miko

So you want to carry out your youkai extermination and create a human-only world. But you truly desire a peace that doesn't require violence, don't you?

Reimu

Ugh. Th, that's not true.

Miko

Fufu, I can grasp your heart as if it were in my hand. Shall I offer you some advice on how to keep Gensokyo's peace, another time? Some "a-d-v-i-c-e".

Kanako

I'll get in on that too.

Byakuren

Huh? Huh? Then I shall, as well.

Miko

Oh my, I see you won't have me stealing a march on you.

Reimu

A, anyway, dissolve the meeting right now! Before I blow my lid!

(At this point, the group reluctantly disperses)




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